Mrs. Verb is emboldened to blog

Mr. and Mrs. Verb watched that John Stewart show together the other night. He had his senior political correspondent, John Oliver, on, and my goodness! Mrs. Verb could hardly understand a word he said! It was almost as if he had taken the words apart and put them back together again, but wrongfully. I wonder if he's from that place in the south where they still speak Elizabethan English that a nice woman told me about just the other week in a hotel lobby. Well, whatever it was, heavens! it was confusing.