Here you can read the long-awaited Modern Language Association report on "Foreign Languages and Higher Education: New Structures for a Changed World". (See earlier discussion here.)
I see a huge fan, spinning wildly. I see some vast blob of something brown and organic-looking moving toward it. Oh. My. God. They're about to collide. Run, run for your lives!
I'll have more to say later, but right now I'm busier than … [dramatic pause, while I consider which colorful expression to run with] … a one-eyed cat watchin' two mouse holes. [Disappointed by that choice? Google busier than a and take your pick. The billygoat one I didn't know before but it seemed a little out there for the context. One-legged man in an asskicking contest is tired, ditto for one-armed paperhanger with the hives (or other serious itches).]