Talk about random ... I'm in the Madrid airport waiting for a connection and grabbed a cup of cafe con leche. Maybe it's the jet lag, but the packet of sugar cracked me up. It's Bonka brand. In the old days, and maybe still, 'to bonk' in cycling meant to run out of energy badly and suddenly. Kinda like the crash you might get after eating a bunch of sugar. I'm sure I've seen this brand before but never made the connection.
Or maybe it's just the jet lag.