Saturday, November 08, 2014

Big announcement from Mr. Verb -- Career change

Dear readers,
You should be the first to know. After literally decades of studying how language works and changes and what it tells us about the mind, I'm moving on. From this day forward, I'll be studying ancient mating habits.

Yes, linguistics has allowed me tremendous opportunities to help understand our state's and nation's past and present and to serve communities around the state. And our students often go on to work for businesses outside of the academy that help grow the economy.

But from this day forward, it's ancient mating habits. Mating habits of what, you ask? Whatever, I say.

Yours verbally,

Mr. V

PS: Read this.

8 comments:

Anonymous said...

What a bleak, stupid world these people inhabit ... nothing matters but profit.

Anonymous said...

I'm going to be studying "Whatever", which seems to be a hot major.

Anonymous said...

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Anonymous said...

I would have thought that Mr. Vos would have be directly benefitted by having a greater understanding of troglodytes

Sean Bentley said...

You're going to study mating habits? I didn't know that habits mated...

Mr. Verb said...

Ha, ha, ha ha ha.

Chris said...

You have to put the nuns in them first...

Mr. Verb said...

Oh man, the comedy is just killing me.