Dear Mr. Verb,
In the interest of continuing to have linguistics properly represented among the sciences, I thought some of your readers might be interested in submitting to the American Association for the Advancement of Science’s “Dance your PhD” contest (http://gonzolabs.org/dance/).
Note that I’m not volunteering.
Well, at least you dissertation students aren't burdened with deadlines or pressing obligations, so get out those video recorders and step to it, folks!
*Me neither, but they all get g-hits.